I hope the story is funny, sad and optimistic.
THE DREADED DAY
The dreaded day had come, the day when 'they' were due. Mum had warned him it would when dad had left them. Dan watched the removal van swaying as it pulled in by the house. Two big, tattooed, men got out. 'Smiling and joking, bit by bit they pulled his home apart.. They turned the chairs as they passed him, showing him empty seats. Dan looked on, his stomach aching. He felt more alone than he had ever been.
When his dad left, his mum had said, 'Your dad won't stop loving you. In fact, you'll probably see him more than you did before!'
He saw his dad much less than before. They sometimes had a pizza on a Sunday - ham and pineapple - their all-time favourite. It was great, but it wasn't the same.
Once they had moved, he had to go to a different school. Everything was changing around him. He felt like he might wake up one morning and find himself in prison or abandoned, crying, in a ruined town where bombs fell in the night.
They were sending him to that school - the one where they killed people! It had been on the telly, so he knew it was true. There was a group of kids who had surrounded this small boy outside the school gates. Someone threw a punch - and the boy died! A shiver ran through Dan's whole body.
'So you decided to just stand there and watch,' his mum's voice brought him back, 'I thought you might want to carry some of your own things perhaps, but no, never mind. They have nearly finished, so go and get in the car,'
Dan shrugged. He was always missing things these days. She hadn't asked him to help, had she? He slouched over to their car and got in, pulling the door firmly shut. They had finished already! Since his dad left, the time in his head was different from outside time.
In outside time, two whole days went by before the morning his mum woke him early in their tiny flat.
'School,' she announced, 'Here's a cup of tea for you,'
But they'd only just moved! Perhaps time went faster in smaller places.
He moaned, took the cup, put it on his bedside table and closed his eyes again.
He dozed.
'Dan!' His mum's voice clanged in his head. He jumped awake and sat up. 'Hurry up for goodness sake. You'll make me late for work.'
He quickly dressed then shovelled down some cereal.
'Mum,' he said as they were going out, 'Can I have pizza for tea, the one dad and I like with the pineapple bits?'
A little chokey sound came from her throat, then she coughed it away. Now what had he missed? He looked at her for an answer.
'Sure,' she said, 'fine. We can walk together most of the way to the school. It won't kill us.' Dan's stomach clenched. 'It's near where I work and the exercise will be good for us.'
She was making sure he got there! It was like he had handcuffs on his wrists. His legs wobbled as he walked. Houses, then shops slid by.
'There!' She said suddenly, 'Down the end of that street. There will be a teacher waiting to meet you. I've arranged it. Now cheer up and get going. You can tell me all about it when you come home. Right, I must dash.'
He watched her back till it disappeared. He was all hollow inside like the empty house. He put up the hood on his coat and headed for the shopping centre. It wasn't all that far. He'd just look round before he did that slow, slow, walk to school...
'Is your name Dan?' A friendly female voice enquired as he trudged through the gate.
He mumbled, 'Yea,'
'Good, we're expecting you. You're a bit late though. Your mum said you'd be here a good half hour ago. Did you get lost?'
He shrugged then shook his head.
'I see,' she said, 'Well, never mind. Come and meet Harry, he's going to look after you for the first week, till you get used to things.'
He felt a firm arm guiding him towards the buildings. The teacher looked a bit like his Auntie, dark shoulder length hair, a kind face. Still, what did that mean? Kind faces had sent him here to be killed. They pushed their way through a swing door and started down a corridor. A boy popped out of a classroom.
'Here's Harry,' She announced, 'Oh, and I'm Mrs Kennedy by the way. You'll be seeing me later on. Right, I'll leave you boys to get on..'
She patted them both on the shoulder and made for a room farther down.
Dan looked dully at the boy opposite him. He saw a dark blue school uniform with a face on top. The face grinned under the dark curly hair.
'I'll show you where the loos are,' Harry said, 'People nearly always need to go when they first get here. I don't know why.'
Dan nearly shrugged, but the boy's eyes were friendly so he just followed and said nothing.
'Where do you come from?' Harry asked.
'Other side of town,' Dan said, 'Beacon Street.'
'What's wrong with the school near there?'
'Nothing, it's brilliant.'
They reached the toilets, then after a few moments moved on towards the gym.
'So why leave?' Harry asked, 'Why leave a brilliant school and come to a killer school like this?
'We had to move,'
Small hot tears glistened suddenly in Dan's eyes. He brushed them away angrily, then more came. 'Hey,' Harry said, 'Look, don't worry. You don't have to tell me anything you don't want to.' He looked concerned and embarrassed. 'I mean, you know, if you've got problems….. I was only talking, you know, like you do…'
Dan wrenched his body round so his face was hidden. He tried to stop the tears, to steady himself. Harry waited.
Eventually, Dan was ready. He turned back: 'I didn't want to come to a killer school,' he said.
'What?' Harry looked puzzled.
'They really kill people here. I saw it on the telly,' Dan's voice shook.
Harry looked at him thoughtfully, then his expression lightened. 'Right,' he said, 'There was a boy who died here, yea, but he wasn't killed, not really. Some lads were teasing him, pushing him and that, then he dropped dead. It was his heart, could have happened at any time.'
Dan considered this. 'But they started it, punching him and all that.'
Harry gave him a playful punch. Dan jumped in surprise. 'That was a punch,' he said, 'but you're not dead are you?'
Dan shook his head.
'It's not the kids that kill yer here,' Harry said seriously, 'it's the teachers!'
'What?'
'If you're five minutes late, they kill you. If you lose a book, they kill you. If you forget your homework, they kill you.'
Dan felt his face relaxing.
'If your spelling's wrong, they kill you. If your sums are wrong, they kill you. If your writing's a mess…know what?'
'They kill you!' Dan snuffled.
'Right! And if you get sent to the Head teacher, he really kills you!'
'How?'
'He takes you out on to games field. He makes you stand in the sand-pit, then he gets this enormous mallet. It's so big, it's as tall as he is and the head is as big as a suitcase. He swings it right up and then down on your head. He keeps on hammering till you're bashed into the sand like a tent peg. Only your head is left showing.'
'Then what?'
'Well, then your parents have to come and dig you up.'
Dan grinned despite himself, 'There's only my mum..
'Me too,' said Harry.'
'Really?
'Yea, what's the big deal?'
Mrs Kennedy was suddenly beside them. 'All done?' she asked.
The two boys said nothing, then burst into half stifled giggles.
'Right,' she said, 'Come along the pair of you, time to meet the class.'
The day went so quickly! Neither of them got killed even once. As Dan walked back home, his mouth was watering - pizza, ham and pineapple. He could almost taste it.
'I'm home!' He shouted as he opened their front door. He went through to the kitchen.
Something was bubbling on the cooker.
'Mum!' He moaned, 'You said I could have my pizza. You know how…'
She turned to look at him. His words dried up. She had been crying. 'I'm so sorry, love,' she said, 'There's been so much horrid stuff recently, you just don't know….'
And suddenly, he knew what he kept missing, kept not noticing. It was how his mum was hurting. He blushed, stepped forward awkwardly, then hugged her.
'It doesn't matter, mum,' he whispered, 'They don't kill you for that.'
'What darling?' She said, 'What do you mean?'
'Nothing, mum, just a joke.'
'How was school?'
'Alright,'
'Did you make any friends?'
'Harry. He told me how strict it is. He told me all the things the teachers kill you for....'
'You'd better make sure you work hard then, eh?'
'Yea, and the Headmaster is the worst. He takes you out on to games field, makes you stand in the sand-pit, then he gets this enormous mallet. It's so big, it's as tall as he is and the head is as big as a suitcase. He swings it right up and then down on your head. He keeps on hammering till you're bashed into the sand like a tent peg. Only your head is left showing.'
'At least you can breathe, then...'
'Yea, but it gets worse. Even the parents get a hard time because they have to come and dig you up.
'Silly,' she said - and her face lit up like it hadn't for months. 'I'll order a pizza, We can have the mince tomorrow.'